RAP BATTLE

[bobstheman]

since its unorganized and stuff, im going to start the rap battles here. i accept any challenges

im the best thugster around
so lets go another round
ill throw you all to the ground
you'll have spasms, shaking and making sounds
you see, im a crazy mother
im truely like no other
i dont listen to rap and i dispise hip hop
however i spit game, and i know how to drop
insane hip beats
that you hear in the streets
also like a gangsta, im in love with my sneaks
take a peak
they're so clean they'll blind you
look out, someones behind you
its me from a tree
my paint stings you like a bee
as it hits you in the knee
hands up quickly and you flee
im sure everyone would agree
no one's rhymes compare to these
your dogs got fleas
and so does your mother
ill pwn you, your sister, your father and your brother.

respect, folks. respect

[Master Bouncer Tim]

bow down to the mighty bob.

[bobstheman]

someone take a stand
i'm only a man
i can be beat
i can be knocked to my feet
although thats not probable
im unstopable
if you challenge me b*tch
ill scratch you off my list
as if you were an itch
my style, its compelling and rich
and varies
unlike jerrie's
he hasnt even logged onto the fourm in weaks
and for that we know hes weak
so im calling him out
anthony too, give him a shout
because im in a verbal throwdown
im putting up for auction, my rap battle crown
you call me king for a reason
on type of my game, even during flu season
talk bad about me, ill trial you for treason
your just a peasant in my court
you live in the woods in a childs tree fort
so ill send soldiers out to find it
just like in that rumpelstiltskin sh*t
my power you cant devour
unless you try, but no ones rapped in this fourm for hours

now thats untouchable.

[bobstheman]

someone do a rap. i beg you.

[rhodnett]

bang bang bang
a gun in the rain
it is not raining today
but that is okay
rain is rain
pitter patter on the roof
if you stand outside your a goof
so take off your mask
and dont even ask
no paintball today
because rains on the way
it all falls down
down to the ground
in puddles it congregates
but yo homes dont hate
it waters the crops
for barely and hops
dont ask me why
it falls from the sky
is it blue or is it clear
dont bend over
or you'll get wet in the rear



schapapa schapapapa (SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP) yeah deep man deep

[bobstheman]

that was righteous.

[Master Bouncer Tim]

tonys gay
hes a queer
tonys gay
makes love to deer
tonys a homo
boyfreind has one nut
tonys a homo
he likes it in the butt
tonys a queer
pimpin the torington "girls"
tonys a queer
makes love to squirels

this poem is deticated to all the squirels out there, living in fear.

[rhodnett]

that was deep and swift like a powerful river
it made me laugh up my liver

[bobstheman]

tims rhyme was quite comical
it exploded the insults, so it was atomical.

[cory the cracker]

if blonde hair and blue eyes wasnt the way to be
people would have a swastika on their christmas tree
tims got blonde hair and blue eyes
his rhymes are like bombs fallin from the skies
a lyrical catastrophe
but hes the master,
see, he outdid bob with a relevant rap
it wasnt a load of threatening crap



... though bobs was awesome.
and about the squirrels? i just saw some

[Master Bouncer Tim]

OOGY BOOGY African American! OOGY BOOGY

[rhodnett]

there once was a sky
in it were a dozen nice pie
was it apple flavor
or crape waver
big grape or key lime
nor do i care to dine
on a pie that fell
onto the liberty bell
and then right into thy hands of mine

[rhodnett]

p.s.

your mama rolls in axle grease